EARTH DAY! (WHO KNEW!)

Well, it's Earth Day, and we at Wacky Canoe just wanted to say thanks to those who actually celebrate it. Seriously, the Earth is important, so why not DO something this Earth Day, instead of just wearing a blue and green t-shirt!

Top 5 Things to Do On Earth Day:

1) Dress up as Al Gore and say why YOU should have been elected Pres!

2) To reduce litter, get a pile of all those unrecyclable (gas tanks, paint cans) and cycle-able products, and put them on a huge fire. Mmm. Monoxide Marshmallows!

3) If you have one of those really annoying Earth Geeks, the ones who go to those “Environmental Meetings”, take them down to a Ceveron Company Conference, and show ‘em who’s boss!

4) Buy an electric car, and then use the battery to play Xbox!

5) Hope that next year, you won't be dared to strike naked painted green, saying "Go Hippies!" through the streets, all due to some dare that you made when you where drunk last St. Patrick's Day. :(